Drop the cranberries into a food processor and give them a few pulses until they form coarse pieces. Scoop everything out of the processor into a big bowl.
In a bowl, combine together the green onions, jalapenos, cilantro, sugar, lemon juice and salt. After mixing them thoroughly, let them sit for 15 minutes in order to combine the flavors.
Spread a generous layer of cream cheese on your lovely serving platter or shallow dish to finish off this delicious treat!
Next, add the cranberry mixture on top of the cream cheese, making sure it is completely covered.
Now, serve it with your favorite food.